Your printer will stop working at the worst possible moment

I’ve found this is one of the constants of the universe. Whenever you really, really need to print something, there’ll be a problem. Out of ink, maybe. Or possibly the printer just refuses to respond. Or, my favorite, it starts printing out random gibberish. Sure, you could take the time to figure out the problem — it’s probably not too terribly complicated — but the stress of having to get it done right now makes this a nigh impossible task.

So, here’s my practical advice:

  1. Have a backup plan if your printer doesn’t work. Maybe a friend near-by that can print for you, or a public printer (Kinkos, University library, etc).
  2. Keep a few extra ink cartridges around. Sure, they’re expensive as hell (HP is raking in the dough charging you a fortune for black ink), but price will be the last thing on your mind when you pull one out and save the freaking day.
  3. Most importantly: If at all possible, don’t wait until the last moment to print something! This is just a good idea in general. Don’t procrastinate and put off important things; the more time you leave yourself to do the project, the easier it’ll be to compensate for problems you run into along the way.

As I write this now, I’m already breaking rule 3. It’s a hard one to follow… (But Mike, you say, that essay isn’t due until tomorrow afternoon! Why should I finish it now?) Well, because it’s good for you. As Calvin’s dad would say, it builds character. Or something. Anyway, Univserity professors don’t take to kindly to “my printer broke.” Be warned.

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Famous Last Words

“Wait a minute…”

Reported last words of Pope Alexander VI.

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The Pirate Bay four found guilty

The Pirate Bay four were found guilty today of helping consumers illegally download copyrighted material. They each were sentenced to a year in jail, and collectively must pay $3,620,000.

“It’s so bizarre that we got convicted at all, we have to laugh about it,” Pirate Bay member Sunde said. “They could have fined us 1 billion dollars. It doesn’t matter because we can’t pay and we wouldn’t pay”

The users downloading copyrighted content with bit torrent clients are obviously breaking the law, but I don’t think The Pirate Bay is. At least, they shouldn’t be breaking the law if the law is written coherently and consistently. I’ll grant that this might be a correct interpretation of a broken law — and that wouldn’t be terribly surprising given what most modern copyright law is like — but my reading of it seems to suggest that what The Pirate Bay is doing is entirely legal in Swedish law. It’s also worth noting that thepiratebay.org is still up and probably will continue to be available for the foreseeable future, and all four defendants are going to appeal the decision. This is far from over.

Regardless, copyright law is pretty screwed up. In some cases, the penalty for downloading one song can be up to 2 years in prison, whereas actually breaking in and stealing a CD from a record store won’t get you more than a few months (if that). Whenever you hear someone say that piracy is “stealing,” be sure to remind them of this. Stealing implies depriving someone else of property, and it’ll actually get you a lesser sentence than the more abstract crime of “copyright infringement,” which occurs when you download copyrighted material, and doesn’t actually deprive anyone else of property. I’d even go so far as to say that Internet piracy, as a whole, doesn’t have to hurt the music industry. It does, right now, but I’ll get into that in a bit.

Some even say that pirating copyrighted content shouldn’t be illegal, but I don’t know if I’m willing to go that far yet — whether the law is just or not is debatable, but the fact remains that it is needed right now because there isn’t any better system to replace it. My biggest concern is that we don’t have the business model in place to replace the empires of plastic that the music record labels have become. The morality of piracy is irrelevant, because piracy is simply a reality — a record company that relies on sales of physical disks is doomed — but without something better to replace it with, I don’t know what we can do. I’m positive a solution is out there, and Nine Inch Nails seems to be getting close, but I can’t claim to know the answer myself.

As we can see from the success that (for example) Nine Inch Nails has had recently while abandoning traditional music business models in favor of free distribution of the actual music, what we need is a new, more modern business model that acknowledges piracy as a reality rather than stubbournly fighting a losing battle against an entire generation of file-sharers. Neither I nor Trent Reznor know exactly what it will look like, but it appears to me to be the only way out of this mess, short of drastically overhauling copyright law and hanging record companies and other media corporations out to dry. Part of me is starting to think that’s not such a bad idea, though.

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James D. Watson on science and genetics

James D. Watson is a molecular biologist and one of the co-discoverers of DNA’s structure.

James D. Watson

James D. Watson

  • One of the greatest gifts science has brought to the world is continuing elimination of the supernatural, and it was a lesson that my father passed on to me, that knowledge liberates mankind from superstition. We can live our lives without the constant fear that we have offended this or that deity who must be placated by incantation or sacrifice, or that we are at the mercy of devils or the Fates. With increasing knowledge, the intellectual darkness that surrounds us is illuminated and we learn more of the beauty and wonder of the natural world.
  • No one may have the guts to say this, but if we could make better human beings by knowing how to add genes, why shouldn’t we?
  • If we don’t play God, who will?
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Fox News has been trolled, again

The great thing about trolling is that anyone who doesn’t get it becomes part of the joke. You may have noticed this story about 4chan on the front page of FOXNews.com. I laughed when I read it, and I imagine anyone familiar with 4chan will have a similar reaction to it. You may also remember that this isn’t the first time FOX has covered this — there’s the legendary segment produced by a local FOX station about “Anonymous: Hackers on Steroids.”

Despite being grossly inaccurate, they’re hilarious to us. Why? Because, by taking us too seriously, they’ve become part of the joke. It’s also rather flattering for FOX to refer to /b/tards as “the most powerful people on the Internet,” though it obviously isn’t true (I’d make a power level joke, but I’m just not in the mood.).

It doesn’t surprise me that FOX has no interest in facts or actual journalism, nor, I imagine, does it surprise anyone reading this. And it is pretty bad: Notice the article is filed under ‘Science and Technology,’ apparently because 4chan is a website. Even better, here’s what they have to say about memes:

Recurring jokes on 4chan sometimes spread out into the wider Web to become Internet “memes,” a pseudo-sociological term for jokey phenomena passed from person to person.

I think Richard Dawkins would disagree with this definition of a meme. And that’s hardly the only factual error here, either. The characterization of moot is off as well. The overall piece has a significant slant, too, as you’d expect from a FOX piece.

No, that’s not what surprised me. Rather, what surprised me was the realization that I didn’t mind the horrible journalism. Rather, I immediately IM’ed it to friends, and each responded with “LOL.” It’s funny to see a “serious” news outlet fuck up this badly, sure, but the nature of the inside jokes that permeate the internet hate machine ensure that anyone “outside the loop” becomes a part of the joke. I imagine, in the long run, this will lead to a lot of bad press — “journalists” will just get nothing but confirmation from talking to /b/tards or reading 4chan — so I’m not really sure how to feel about this. I’d just never sat and thought about it before.

I don’t dare suggest that we become more serious or organized. In fact, Anonymous would never stand for such silliness. I don’t even know if it’s really a problem we need to worry about. At the very least, we’re guranteed further entertainment.

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Neat Keyboard Shortcuts in Windows 7

Here are a few neat keyboard shortcuts for Windows 7.

  • Win+Left Arrow or Right Arrow docks the window to the left or right
  • Win+Up Arrow maximizes, and Win+Down Arrow minimizes (holding shift as well will make it maximize vertically but not horizontally)
  • Win+Home minimizes all non-focused (background) windows.
  • Win+Shift+Left or Right will move a window one display over to the left or right.
  • Activate taskbar icons with Win+(number of icon). Win+1 for example opens the first icon, or launches it if it’s not already open.
  • Win+Tab brings up the fancy 3d window switcher.
  • Win+Space shows the desktop.
  • Hold Ctrl+Shift and click on a taskbar icon to launch it as administrator.
  • Win+T shifts focus to the taskbar.
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Windows 7 is actually pretty good

Seriously.

First, I’ll explain my bias: I’m primarily a Linux user, and I’d love to write a blog post trashing Windows. My experience with it so far, however, tells me that Windows 7 (only the beta, no less) is a big improvement and overall an excellent operating system. Now, I still prefer Linux, and I have a feeling my preference won’t be changing any time soon, but I also think we should acknowledge that Microsoft is taking a step in the right direction with their latest iteration of Windows.

I’m sure there are plenty of you out there still clinging to your XP install. Vista wasn’t nearly as bad as it’s made out to be (at least after most of the kinks were worked out, and given your PC was powerful enough to run it decently), but will Windows 7 be enough to bring over the XP users? In terms of speed and performance, Win7 beats XP across the board. Vista improved on XP’s security, and Win7 in turn improves on Vista; both Vista and Win7 are, out of the box, safer than XP.

But what about new features? It’s not all eye candy, though there’s some of that (really though, I could care less about eye candy in windows… it still doesn’t come close to compiz-fusion+Gnome, KDE, or Mac OS). There are lists of all the new features out there on the web, so I’ll only detail the stuff I noticed and used in my everyday computing. The library grouping is rather helpful, as are the jump lists and the new taskbar. Aero’s learned some new tricks as well, but I’m not too impressed. Win7 handles devices like a champ, and the new calculator is neat. UAC has gotten less annoying, but IMO it wasn’t that bad to begin with. Importantly, resource use is down dramatically from Vista.

This is turning into an advertisement, which isn’t my intention. Really, though, this is the best first impression I’ve ever had of a Windows operating system, and it’s in beta! The cynical part of me still thinks Microsoft can ruin it between now and launch time, but things really are looking good right now. It’s very stable — probably more-so than Vista was months after it was released. If you’re reading this from Vista right now, I highly recommend you go find a Windows 7 torrent on your favorite tracker and try it out.

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Turtles all the way down – Intelligent design and infinite regression

This passage from Stephen Hawking’s book A Brief History of Time explains the origin of the phrase “turtles all the way down.”

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever,” said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”

It’s possible the old lady’s objection was in response to Bertrand Russell’s comment:

If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu’s view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, “How about the tortoise?” the Indian said, “Suppose we change the subject.”

As far as I can tell the story hasn’t been verified as historical fact, but I think it’s a great point to launch a discussion from — namely, a discussion about the infinite regress argument.

Creationism (and intelligent design, essentially the same thing) states that anything complex has to have been created. There’s no free lunch, they say; no 747s being built by hurricanes running through scrap yards. If you find a watch in the middle of a field, which is more likely: that it was assembled by accident, or it was constructed by an intelligent person and left there? You can’t create something out of nothing, and if something looks like it was designed then someone had to have designed it, right?

This argument by analogy mischaracterizes neo-darwinian evolution, but I’ll leave that for another day. For now, I’ll cover the infinite regression involved in the assumption that anything sufficiently complex has to have been the result of design by a creator.

First, I’m assuming that any creator must be at least as complex as that which it creates. Second, for the sake of argument, I’ll assume that all things in this world must have been created by an intelligent agent at some time or another, because their complexity leaves no other option. Again, this isn’t true, but it’s just for the sake of argument… you still with me?

So, we can — as Russell did — ask: who created the creator? If all complex things need a creator, and the creator is more complex than its creation, then there’s an infinite loop. We just keep pushing the problem back. If, however, we assume that the creator is the “first cause,” then we’ve traded the infinite regress problem for a different one. Consider the two possibilities in this scenario: the creator, who just exists (is outside of time, ultimately unknowable, etc, whatever excuse you want), created the universe; or, the universe just exists. Occam’s razor dictates that the simpler answer, the latter, is the correct one.

Intelligent design advocates love to point out that their so-called theory makes no claim about the creator, other than that “some intelligence is required” to explain complexity in life. I see them bring this up when asked how the existence of a creator is falsifiable — it isn’t, but they argue that it doesn’t matter. But, of course, there’s an implicit assumption that a creator exists in ID.

On what evidence do they base their conclusion that a creator exists? The only evidence ID supporters present is evidence of “design,” meaning examples of things that look “designed” to us, or that (so ID supporters say) can only be explained by design. But why is design evidence of a designer? Well, a designer has to exist, since the complexity in life can only be explained by the existence of a creator, as per my assumption above. More specifically, a creator more complex than its creation is required. Is it simpler to assume that a creator created the watch in the field, rather than it occurring through natural processes?

They’re right about the watch. It was intelligently designed — presumably by a human. But who created the creator of the watch? Is that an unfair question to ask? No, it’s a perfectly reasonable question to ask. Going by ID logic, that watchmaker in turn had to have been created. Evidence points to evolution by natural selection, of course, but in our thought experiment here we’re dealing with ID’s assumption that complex things have intelligent creators. So, who created the watchmaker? The creator, or intelligent agent they always refer to, I’d assume would be their answer.

But, as we’ve already gone two levels in, why stop here? Who created that creator? Is this an unfair question? Not any more than the previous two were. We had evidence to support the conclusion that the watch had an intelligent designer. ID supporters claim to have evidence concluding that there’s an intelligent designer for us. Why not go one level further? If there has to be intelligence for there to be complexity, and there has to be a creator if there is intelligence, and the creator is more complex than its creation, how do we escape the infinite loop?

“Suppose we change the subject,” they say.

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Still busy with homework

Though right now I’m browsing Reddit (-_-), I really am busy with homework. That’s why I haven’t posted much lately, and why I won’t post much in the coming few weeks. Honest.

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BBC Documentary: The Enemies of Reason

Is it rational that the dead can communicate with the living and give sound advice on how they should live their lives? What about sticking pins into your body to free the flow of Chi energy and cure your illness? Or the bending of spoons using your mind alone? Is that rational? Richard Dawkins doesn’t think so, and feels it is his duty to expose those areas of belief that exist without scientific proof, yet manage to hold the nation under their spell. He will take on the world’s leading proponents in their field of expertise, meet the victims who have used them and expose the history of the movements – from the charlatans who have milked these practices to the experiments and testing that have failed to produce conclusive results.

Part 1:

Part 2:

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