Lord of the OS

Windows Vista

Three OS’s from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Don’t remember where I first saw this, but I liked it. The OS mentioned can be pretty much any Windows version, but I associated it with Vista, due to all the promises about power, yet the insane system requirements.

…yes, I didn’t put much effort into this, but I’ve been busy with other things lately.